4/10/2009 1:44:36 PM Sean, your mamma and I were going to wait until you turned 18 to tell you this, but I had felt you aged well and became a man sooner than we had expected boy. Your momma wanted you to know that she gave me the coonies when you were born. We had been at a county fair that night and she fell into a Don’s John stoned out of her mind. This was before we had a chance to wash off and you were copulated son. But she used to tell me how she enjoyed swimming in baby pools at the Y and it never occurred to me that she would one day give me the coonies boy. So after you were born, she sat me down like a man and told it to my face and we got a few laughs out of it but she told me that her boy should never hear of this until he turned 18 and was a man. So boy, embrace me as your poppa and love your momma even if she gave me the coonies when you were born boy. Also, stop yelling “go home” in the middle of the night or in my kitchen window as you had told me again last night. Got that boy?
4/10/2009 1:44:36 PM Sean, your mamma and I were going to wait until you turned 18 to tell you this, but I had felt you aged well and became a man sooner than we had expected boy. Your momma wanted you to know that she gave me the coonies when you were born. We had been at a county fair that night and she fell into a Don’s John stoned out of her mind. This was before we had a chance to wash off and you were copulated son. But she used to tell me how she enjoyed swimming in baby pools at the Y and it never occurred to me that she would one day give me the coonies boy. So after you were born, she sat me down like a man and told it to my face and we got a few laughs out of it but she told me that her boy should never hear of this until he turned 18 and was a man. So boy, embrace me as your poppa and love your momma even if she gave me the coonies when you were born boy. Also, stop yelling “go home” in the middle of the night or in my kitchen window as you had told me again last night. Got that boy?
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